#15 -Another Stand Up

Having not learnt that a person describing themselves as a stand up comedian was lamentably meritless, I organised to meet another…

#14 -The Gym Goer

Another dating app match but this one was slightly different as I recognised him from college. I very much fancied…

#13 -Cheekbones

This is slightly less anonymous this one but I can’t not call #13 Cheekbones. I often give dates nicknames to…

#11 -Friend

Tinder told me we had a mutual friend: #6. I was pretty disappointed nothing materialised with #6 and I do…

#9 -Confident navigator

Slightly embarrassing as this first date began the moment I returned to Waterloo after abandoning #8 when coffees were swiftly…

#8 -The Stand Up

Since I occasionally travel to London, I had acquired a few London tinder matches. I now know to not bother…